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trvstno1:

No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me

(via another-pink-blog)

When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.

-A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States (via 391705)

(Source: africandogontheprairie, via hockey-doll)

chirpin-benders-dangling-tenders:

Oh yes, ill take 200lbs of hockey players please

defectivemachines:

*AGGRESSIVELY PUTS ON EYELINER*

SOME LEGENDS ARE TOLD

*PUTS ON ALL BLACK*

SOME TURN TO DUST OR TO GOLD

*BUSTS DOWN DOOR*

BUT YOU WILL REMEMBER ME

*PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE*

REMEMBER ME FOR CENTURIES 

(via kkanadian)

weedjoke420:

how 2 do laundry in colleg:

  1. dump it all in the machine and pray

(via femalevamp666)

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

(Source: itssexualhour, via sticksandbeats)

oknope:

doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices

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(via saddoria)

apocentric:

Does anyone know of a good, safe, FREE website that I can stream football games from? I live in New York and despite this, CBS is not showing the New York Jets game today and I really want to watch it, with it being the first game and all that. If anyone has any recommendations I would really appreciate it!! 

obligatory ?

teapotprincess:

thecutestofthecute:

crowley-for-king:

flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

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Majestic creatures.

(via kaner-con-queso)