i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field
i feel like i’d enjoy being an assassin if it didn’t involve killing people
what if instead of killing people you got hired to just ruin their day. like the mafia or someone paid you to park behind someone’s car so they can’t back out of a spot when they’re in a rush in the morning and you make them late for work.
i would enjoy that immensely
there is a long list of people that i would gladly do that to without payment
i am so tired of seeing all of these relatable text posts pasted onto tv show screencaps i need summer to end so some of you dont have the free time to be doing stuff like this anymore
nobody is ever going to love you
The Flyers third jersey better be black. And have laces. Or I will revolt.
do you ever put on a really nice but kind of daring outfit and at first you’re like “HELL YEAH” but then you look in the mirror a few times and start being like “hell… yeah….” and then you turn to the side and adjust the top and frown and be like “aw hell” and finally just change into like jeans and a tee bc one day you will wear that rockin outfit but today is not that day
THE STARS ARE NOT ALIGNED
I just got a new iPhone 5s and I activated it and got all of my stuff from the old phone onto this one. The problem is that when I text people, it comes up as my email and not my number. When I go to settings and then messages, it says under the iMessage “waiting for activation…” what does this mean and what am I supposed to do??