when u start lusting over someone but then realise you actually have a really big crush on them
once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out.
*Favorite hockey player steps onto the ice*
Me: *heavy breathing*
I am outraged and offended at how pretty Tanner Glass’s wife is