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potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

(via janillajack)

lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?


#my environmental science teacher was demonstrating how pumice can float#so she just went around the room dropping them into people’s water bottles#but one of them didn’t float#so then she lit a match and dropped it into the bottle#and it blew up#that’s how we found out that the kid was drinking alcohol at school x

punned:

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY *class chants* “BILL BILL BILL BILL”

(via pittsburgh-sports)

sadnessandpuns:

On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”

(via bylsmagic)

another overtime

jnealsy:

(via girlypearls-penguinshockey)

so-hockey-eh:

Flower’s “draw me like one of your French girls” moment

Why did I become a hockey fan

abstinencesymbol:

after the first period:

after the second period:

(via backhanditbrandon)

he’s a DAD he’s a FATHER leave him be

-tumblr user glovehand about people touching chris kunitz (via glovehand)

(Source: ollimaattas, via fleury-of-saves)

perfect-patrice:

we’re like 4 days into the playoffs and we’ve already had 2 fines, 4 OT games, and a suspensionable hit where is my drink

(via emmascrazyworld)

boodlicious:

forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door

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